<?xml version='1.0' encoding='utf-8' ?>
<!--  If you are running a bot please visit this policy page outlining rules you must respect. http://www.livejournal.com/bots/  -->
<rss version='2.0' xmlns:lj='http://www.livejournal.org/rss/lj/1.0/'>
<channel>
  <title>high?</title>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/</link>
  <description>high? - LiveJournal.com</description>
  <lastBuildDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 20:39:13 GMT</lastBuildDate>
  <generator>LiveJournal / LiveJournal.com</generator>
  <lj:journal>i_luv_michael_r</lj:journal>
  <lj:journaltype>personal</lj:journaltype>
  <image>
    <url>http://p-userpic.livejournal.com/50899681/8370098</url>
    <title>high?</title>
    <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/</link>
    <width>100</width>
    <height>100</height>
  </image>

<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/18106.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 20:39:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>My sister, the midget Emo.</title>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/18106.html</link>
  <description>As I was walking to the library today, I noticed something.&lt;br /&gt;My sister looked like some 5th grade Emo kid. With her khaki pants, black t-shirt, my old black raincoat, thick-rimmed sunglasses (when there is no sun, mind you), and her recently dyed dark brown hair.&lt;br /&gt;Ew.&lt;br /&gt;*Flashback- 3 years ago in the Hot Topic*&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Wow! If I had some more money, I could be Goth!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;*End flashback*&lt;br /&gt;What ever happened to that?</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/18106.html</comments>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/17897.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Sat, 02 Sep 2006 17:35:34 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Damn, I thought I was more Liberal than that.</title>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/17897.html</link>
  <description>&lt;center&gt;&lt;table style=&quot;border:1px solid black&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;You are a   &lt;center&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Social Liberal&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;font shmolor=&quot;#a8a8a8&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;(63% permissive)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;and an...   &lt;center&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;4&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Economic Liberal&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;font shmolor=&quot;#a8a8a8&quot; size=&quot;3&quot;&gt;(26% permissive)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br&gt;You are best described as a:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;+2&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;  &lt;center&gt;&lt;b&gt;Democrat&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;table height=&quot;375&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;375&quot; background=&quot;http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/politics/chart_political.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; name=&quot;thetable&quot;&gt;  &lt;tbody&gt;  &lt;tr height=&quot;256&quot;&gt;  &lt;td width=&quot;218&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;td width=&quot;156&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;  &lt;tr height=&quot;118&quot;&gt;  &lt;td width=&quot;218&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; width=&quot;156&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/politics_you.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;table height=&quot;375&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;375&quot; background=&quot;http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/politics/chart_basic.jpg&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; name=&quot;thetable&quot;&gt;  &lt;tbody&gt;  &lt;tr height=&quot;256&quot;&gt;  &lt;td width=&quot;218&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;td width=&quot;156&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;  &lt;tr height=&quot;118&quot;&gt;  &lt;td width=&quot;218&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  &lt;td valign=&quot;top&quot; align=&quot;left&quot; width=&quot;156&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://is3.okcupid.com/graphics/politics_you.gif&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Link: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com/politics&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Politics Test&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ok Cupid&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Also: &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3&quot;&gt;The OkCupid Dating Persona Test&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;See, this is really funny because my Grandma, the HARDCORE repeblican, had always raised me by telling my that I was a rebublican-in-training. Sorry, Grandma.&lt;/font&gt;</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/17897.html</comments>
  <lj:music>Filthee ~ Otep</lj:music>
  <lj:mood>accomplished</lj:mood>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/17628.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Mon, 21 Aug 2006 16:11:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>This is a journal post.</title>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/17628.html</link>
  <description>Well, I went to Speech camp, and found out how awesome it was. Although we did not get to play Halo on a 20ft screen like promised. I was really quiet and didn&apos;t talk to anybody for the first 3 days, than a guy admitted that he had a huge crush on me. He&apos;d sit there and tell me how cute I was, I denyed it, it&apos;s just not something I&apos;m use to, here I&apos;m repulsive to guys. People kept thinking that I was a senior o_O, which is cool cause they actually spoke to me like an adult. I must say that there was a really nice crop of cuteys there too *Mmm, hot twins*. I was really, really shitty at the ending tournament &amp;gt;.&amp;lt; it sucked. Gah! I&apos;m being tagential again!</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/17628.html</comments>
  <lj:music>Slice of Your Pie ~ Motley Crue</lj:music>
  <lj:mood>contemplative</lj:mood>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/17395.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2006 22:54:36 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>MySpace</title>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/17395.html</link>
  <description>If anyone cares, here is my MySpace &amp;gt;&amp;gt;&amp;gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.myspace.com/angelofnothing&quot;&gt;http://www.myspace.com/angelofnothing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Conform... ...</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/17395.html</comments>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/17022.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2006 22:43:53 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Like, woah.</title>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/17022.html</link>
  <description>Wow, my last update was over 2 months ago! I suppose it&apos;s a lack of interesting things to say.&lt;br /&gt;You missed me? Yeah, I know you did.&lt;br /&gt;Since my last entry, I have become less squeely over Jake *yay*.&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, on Sunday I&apos;m going camping for a week. Joy. Than, a day after I come back, I&apos;m going to a week-long speech school. I&apos;m a geek, I&apos;m lame... ... and I forgot what point I was leading to...</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/17022.html</comments>
  <lj:mood>mellow</lj:mood>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/16891.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Mon, 01 May 2006 11:56:02 GMT</pubDate>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/16891.html</link>
  <description>SQUEE! Last night I bought &apos;Breakfast on Pluto&apos;!&lt;br /&gt;Cillian Murphy is a transexual in this movie. &lt;br /&gt;Sweet.</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/16891.html</comments>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/16609.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2006 21:15:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>moo.</title>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/16609.html</link>
  <description>I wore a white, frilly blouse. My self image improved when people told me it made me look skinny :D, people also told me it was awesome, but was scarey on me &apos;_&apos;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ve got to wake up at 4 in the morning to got to the state tournament for speech, I&apos;m not even going to be saying my speech, just watching everyone else do theirs (everyone who was good enough to make it to state -_-*).&lt;br /&gt;BUT, I&apos;m going to be spending the whole day with Jake ;), including lunch at a fast-food restaraunt and dinner at a nice restaraunt. *SQUEE!*&lt;br /&gt;My head hurts... T_T&lt;br /&gt;Wow, that&apos;s a lot of faces. =l</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/16609.html</comments>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/16272.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2006 20:44:22 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Just a little spooky</title>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/16272.html</link>
  <description>Someone dropped a mouse in the hallway, some girls squeeled and jumped around; that was funny. But, after I had gotten my stuff, Freemen came over to us and showed us the dead mouse that some jock assholes had stomped on; that was depressing.&lt;br /&gt;Afterward I asked Ian if he was sad for the mouse, this is the conversation that came from it.&lt;br /&gt;Ian: No&lt;br /&gt;Me: Are you pissed off for the mouse?&lt;br /&gt;Ian: Yeah, just more reason to hate humanity.&lt;br /&gt;Me:...yeah.&lt;br /&gt;Ian: Well,the mouse cannot defend itself in any way and people just stomp it.&lt;br /&gt;Me: If you had the chance to kill a hundred people, with no conciquences what so ever, would you do it?&lt;br /&gt;Ian: Hell, I would kill a million! If I had the chance, I would kill everyone. I hate all humans!&lt;br /&gt;Me: But you would let me live right?&lt;br /&gt;Ian: I&apos;m not sure, you ARE a human, so I hate you.&lt;br /&gt;Me: Well, at least I know you don&apos;t hate me more that everyone else...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Than I realized that I absolutely adore Ian (in a platonic way ove chorce) and if he were to start a cult, I would totally join it!</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/16272.html</comments>
  <lj:music>Dying in Your Arms ~ Trivium</lj:music>
  <lj:mood>pissed off</lj:mood>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/16093.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Mon, 10 Apr 2006 20:28:48 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Hate List</title>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/16093.html</link>
  <description>Some of you might know the thinks I like, but how about I share some things I don&apos;t like?&lt;br /&gt;  The color yellow, sexism, racism (or rather any &quot;ism&apos;), wiggers, pie, eggs, tomatos, onions, dark chocolate, rapists, abusers (of anything), when people brag about drugs they use (it&apos;s a problem people!), country music (exept Johnny Cash), rap and hip-hop, reggae, emo, posers, those people that will wear band shirts for band they don&apos;t even know just because &quot;It looks good on them&quot;, the phrase &quot;Git &apos;r Done&quot;, when people pronounce either &quot;eether&quot;, people that just &quot;gotta have a smoke&quot;, farm animals, that film that develops on nacho cheese that has been sitting out for a while, when people point out that I&apos;m &quot;creepy&quot; or &quot;weird&quot; (i&apos;ve been told this since 5th grade... it has sunken in. bastards), the word &quot;cunt&quot;, mi por speeling abililetee, those people that think they are fans of a band from they have only heard 3 songs, when people mix food together to gross other people out, when people say &quot;Rock/metal sucks!&quot; (tch... you suck), when people lie to make themselves seem more intersting, suicide, when people whine about a breakup (better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all... and I have never been loved... *cry*), the way the government is ruining America (ANARCHY!), bad grammer (but isn&apos;t fun to piss people off when you correct it?), people who flaunt what they own (but damn my leather coat is awesome!), physical contact, germs, the sun (it makes me literally sick), those egotystical dickheads (you know the ones), old people, small children, me (no, me kid, I love me =D), stupidity, my laziness, people that &quot;Don&apos;t do reading&quot;, watching movies before reading the books, homophobes, when people talk shit about: my friends, family and *cough* crushes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is a lot more to the list, but I&apos;m overcome with laziness.</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/16093.html</comments>
  <lj:music>Lateralus ~ Tool</lj:music>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/15846.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Sun, 26 Mar 2006 16:15:37 GMT</pubDate>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/15846.html</link>
  <description>I&apos;m almost sure that he at least has an interest in me. He gave my sister an interrigation on Friday when they actually met.&lt;br /&gt;&quot;Do you know my name?&quot; &quot;Are you a good sister to Shawn?&quot; &quot;Is she a good sister to you?&quot; &quot;Do you think your sister is fun?&quot; &quot;What does she tell you about me?&quot; &quot;What does she tell you about speech?&quot; &quot;How old are you?&quot; &quot;What grade are you in?&quot; &quot;How do you do in school?&quot; &quot;What are your six classes?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I told him that he could ask me the same questions and get the same answers ( I was going to use this opportunity to tell him that I like him but he said he wanted to hear it from her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I asked him about the interregation later, he asked what she said about him when he left.</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/15846.html</comments>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/15471.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Fri, 24 Mar 2006 12:51:23 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>&amp;lt;3&amp;lt;3&amp;lt;3&amp;lt;3</title>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/15471.html</link>
  <description>GLEE!&lt;br /&gt;The guy I&apos;ve been chasing around for months likes me back! Or so I&apos;ve been told.... HEEEEE!&lt;br /&gt;But then again, the person that gave me this information isn&apos;t very reliable...&lt;br /&gt;Aparently he asked what kind of guys I like.&lt;br /&gt;Again... HEEEEE!</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/15471.html</comments>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/15220.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:19:10 GMT</pubDate>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/15220.html</link>
  <description>Speech people are freakin&apos; awesome!&lt;br /&gt;We went to Fergus Falls, after our three rounds were over, we played some weird game (I don&apos;t remember what it&apos;s called). Than their pep band of about 12 people, and our whole speech team started to dance... at one point, they forced me to jump into the dancing circle, I slid in stylistically and crawled out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The speech bus was as fun as being there. Adam + Jake and Kjrsten + Alissa were pretending to be gay with each other. When I asked Jake who was the bitch, he said &quot;Bitch? Oh, yeah I&apos;m the bitch...&quot;&lt;br /&gt;So much more, but I have to go...</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/15220.html</comments>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/15030.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:54:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>*Insert Randomness*</title>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/15030.html</link>
  <description>Ever since I hit someone in the head in volleyball, I&apos;ve been getting random pains for no apparent reason, he has voodoo powers I swear he does!&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;ve finally made a post on my MySpace!&lt;br /&gt;I bought a Funk cd, I knew all the songs which was surprising because when I bought the Power Rock cd, I didn&apos;t know about 6 of the songs...</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/15030.html</comments>
  <lj:music>Rod Stewart ~ Do Ya Think I&apos;m Sexy</lj:music>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/14679.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 13:15:10 GMT</pubDate>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/14679.html</link>
  <description>Jake is going to shave his head for the role of Daddy Warbuck in &quot;Anne&quot; *I&apos;ve always wanted to pet a bald person that wasn&apos;t old and sweaty :D*&lt;br /&gt;Everyone is getting sick lately my sister has been sick since Friday, and Jake since Thursday w/ a high temp. of 105, brain damage starts at 105....&lt;br /&gt;My leg is itchy....*scratch*</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/14679.html</comments>
  <lj:music>Ghost of You ~ My Chemical Romance</lj:music>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/14576.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2006 17:14:32 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>KITTY!!!</title>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/14576.html</link>
  <description>We got a new kitty! The name they gave her is Felicity but we&apos;re thinking about changing it. Krystal was the first person to see her outside the family.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In speech yesterday, only 3 people won anything. 1 person won a 1st place trophy, the coach won the greatest coach award and I don&apos;t remember what the last person won.&lt;br /&gt;I also spent time hanging out with Jake. We skipped down the hall (there was nobody in the hall and it was a really wide hall) and we decided what animals we would be is we were animals. Jake is a baboon, I am a fox, Kirsten is a hyena, Katie is a mouse, and according to Jake, Krystal is a duck....heh.</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/14576.html</comments>
  <lj:mood>chipper</lj:mood>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/14236.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2006 15:26:16 GMT</pubDate>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/14236.html</link>
  <description>Krystal is at my house, we are currently watching Batman Begins, I rented it because Cillian is one of the bad guys (Scarecrow), and damn is is hot.</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/14236.html</comments>
  <lj:music>Cats in the Cradle with the Silver Spoon ~ Guns &apos;n Roses</lj:music>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/13859.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2006 04:00:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Taste Lab</title>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/13859.html</link>
  <description>I&apos;ve been giggleing to myself for hours now.&lt;br /&gt;In science, we did a lab where you taste to find out whether the food is an acid or a base, you are sappose to &lt;i&gt;taste&lt;/i&gt; not chug it down. I didn&apos;t taste much that was discusting (besides the baking soda &amp;gt;.&amp;lt;). The teachers decided to pull a prank and tell the students that one of the things were cheese, but it was not cheese, it was soap (but you&apos;re not sappose to CHUG IT), my was it funny watching these people eat the &quot;cheese&quot;. But you know what happens when you eat soap? I&apos;ll give you a hint, it begins with &quot;D&quot; and ends with &quot;Iarhea&quot;. So I was laughing my ass off when my friends tell me that they ate a HUGE chunk of the &quot;cheese&quot;.&lt;br /&gt;Here&apos;s something else that made me giggle:&lt;br /&gt;Me: So, did you do the taste lab?&lt;br /&gt;Jake:*look of utter discust* Yes!&lt;br /&gt;Me: *snickering slightly* and did you eat the &quot;cheese&quot;?&lt;br /&gt;Jake:...yeah... that was not cheese&lt;br /&gt;Me: *thinks about diarhea* no, no it wasn&apos;t.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We also had to taste vineger(avoided that), some icky antacid crap, coco mix (Ian says it tastes like evil) and some other stuff.&lt;br /&gt;I recomment those who eat soap to have the bathroom readily available.</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/13859.html</comments>
  <lj:mood>giddy</lj:mood>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/13671.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2006 21:31:23 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>hey sam....</title>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/13671.html</link>
  <description>I&apos;m watching you.</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/13671.html</comments>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/13337.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2006 22:04:35 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>speech</title>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/13337.html</link>
  <description>You have the most interesting conversations with the people in speech. Subjects vary from:&lt;br /&gt;things that are extreemly unattractive (side boob, fat people with thongs, mini skirts, bra straps etc.), tampons (surprisingly, the two men that were listening, were not disturbed), some guy that got arrested for jerking off into the mayonnaise at an Arby&apos;s (who&apos;s thinking Arby&apos;s?), and boners;&lt;br /&gt;Alyssa- I went to church to talk to the priest about my wanting to be a lecter. When he sat down, I saw that he had a very bad boner.&lt;br /&gt;Jake- you mean a good boner&lt;br /&gt;*3 people slap him*&lt;br /&gt;Alyssa- Anyway... the time I was there, I tried not to look at him. But at one point he moved close enough to me that our knees were touching *group goes &quot;eww&quot;*. Later, I had to go on the podium to read stuff. I was there for 2 hours, and the whole time he had a boner.&lt;br /&gt;Jake-... so it &lt;i&gt;was&lt;/i&gt; a good boner.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God, I love speech.</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/13337.html</comments>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/13268.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2006 21:52:39 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>matchmaker</title>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/13268.html</link>
  <description>We did one of those matchmaker things, up until that point, it was a horrible day. But when you see your love tied for first on the list, it just brings asmile to your face. I&apos;m sixth on his list :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Other matchmaker things:&lt;br /&gt;events in history (bonus points if you can figure out my b-day)-&lt;br /&gt;30bc- Cleopatra commits suicide&lt;br /&gt;1780- Bededict Arnold promices the American surrender at West Point&lt;br /&gt;1797- Mary Shelly was born&lt;br /&gt;1830- first steam locomotive was created&lt;br /&gt;1885- 13,000 meteors seen near Andromeda in 1 hour&lt;br /&gt;1951-Timothy Bottoms was born&lt;br /&gt;1977 (my personal favorite)- David Berkowitz was declared unfit for trial&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celebromatch-&lt;br /&gt;1. Tiger Woods, 2.Master P, 3. Jude Law, 4.Mekhi Pfifer, 5.Bobby Cannavale, 6.Cuba Gooding Jr., 7.Lance Bass, 8. Mel Gibson, 9.Vincent Kartheiser, 10.Val Kilmer&lt;br /&gt;see next post... to save your computers from an even longer post.</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/13268.html</comments>
  <lj:mood>sore</lj:mood>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/12928.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 22:02:06 GMT</pubDate>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/12928.html</link>
  <description>Good news: I have no cavitys (duh, my body is a temple)&lt;br /&gt;Bad news: I think I either have a hernia or appendisitis (sp?)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Disappointing results when I told people who it is that I like. Two of the three people I told agree that they like him too. But my closer friends dissaprove. I very much don&apos;t like it when my friends say &quot;ew&quot; when I tell them the name of my crush. It makes me deppressed. Although I won&apos;t stop liking him just because they don&apos;t like him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My God, I&apos;m turning into one of those cliche horny highschool girls!</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/12928.html</comments>
  <lj:mood>ouchy...</lj:mood>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/12793.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 13:07:44 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Dentist</title>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/12793.html</link>
  <description>I get to go to the fucking dentist. Last time they found a cavity, I got laughing gas without novocain. Laughing gas doesn&apos;t effect me, just made my legs a little tingley.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had a dream that I e-mailed Cillian Murphy telling him all the usual things a respectable fan would say, he shortly e-mailed me back telling me thank you and other stuff. I e-mailed him again and said something along the lines of &quot;Wow, I wasn&apos;t expecting you to e-mail back!&quot;. Than he sent me a humorous poem.&lt;br /&gt;Someone, be a stalker for me and get his e-mail ;)</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/12793.html</comments>
  <lj:mood>crappy</lj:mood>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/12372.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2006 18:11:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/12372.html</link>
  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#CCCCCC&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;You Are Strength&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#DDDDDD&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.blogthings.com/whattarotcardareyouquiz/strength.jpg&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You represent both fiery energy and steadfast will.&lt;br /&gt;You are innocent and naive - yet unafraid and undaunted.&lt;br /&gt;Perhaps you don&apos;t have the most powerful physical strength...&lt;br /&gt;But your mental powers make up for any amount of muscle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your fortune: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lately, you have been a pillar of ethics and moral strength.&lt;br /&gt;And while things may be difficult, your faith in yourself will come through.&lt;br /&gt;You may need to conquer the animalistic nature of yourself or others, with gentle force.&lt;br /&gt;Although this may seem like the darkest hour for you, victory is near.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/whattarotcardareyouquiz/&quot;&gt;What Tarot Card Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;shweet&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PABLO E-MAILED MEEEEE!!!!!</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/12372.html</comments>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/12246.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2006 18:02:28 GMT</pubDate>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/12246.html</link>
  <description>SQUEE! the sound on my computer does work!&lt;br /&gt;A friend came over and we watched The Exorsist.&lt;br /&gt;Fish sticks are icky.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For Bothen&apos;s class, i had to get pictures and put them on a folder, the pictures I got:&lt;br /&gt;Cillian Murphy&lt;br /&gt;Squee&lt;br /&gt;Motley Crue&lt;br /&gt;Smallville logo&lt;br /&gt;Slipknot</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/12246.html</comments>
  <lj:music>Deep~ Nine Inch Nails</lj:music>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
<item>
  <guid isPermaLink='true'>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/11972.html</guid>
  <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2006 21:07:19 GMT</pubDate>
  <link>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/11972.html</link>
  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;330&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; border=&quot;0&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;180&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Disorder&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td width=&quot;120&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rating&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/paranoid.html&quot;&gt;Paranoid Disorder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;Very High&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/schizoid.html&quot;&gt;Schizoid Disorder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#990099&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;Moderate&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/schizotypal.html&quot;&gt;Schizotypal Disorder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#cc0033&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;High&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/antisocial.html&quot;&gt;Antisocial Disorder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;High&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/borderline.html&quot;&gt;Borderline Disorder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;Very High&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/histrionic.html&quot;&gt;Histrionic Disorder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;Very High&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/narcissistic.html&quot;&gt;Narcissistic Disorder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;Very High&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/avoidant.html&quot;&gt;Avoidant Disorder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#990099&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;Moderate&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/dependent.html&quot;&gt;Dependent Disorder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#cc0033&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;High&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/ocd.html&quot;&gt;Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#ff0000&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;High&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot; face=&quot;arial&quot; size=&quot;-1&quot;&gt;&lt;br&gt;-- &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv&quot;&gt;Personality Disorder Test - Take It!&lt;/a&gt; --&lt;br&gt;-- &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html&quot;&gt;Personality Disorders&lt;/a&gt; --&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;heh...&lt;br /&gt;I finally figured out who this Vinnie person everyone talks about is. Sadly, he is moving to North Carolina next week.&lt;br /&gt;All my muscles ache, I should work out more. MY ASS IS GETTING SMALLER, I CAN FEEL IT!!!&lt;br /&gt;I pride myself that I have seen most of my friends cry, and I have yet to even cry in public or around anyone. :P&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m not shouldn&apos;t be on the computer, sapposidly (sp?) i go on chat sites and talk to people I don&apos;t know.</description>
  <comments>http://i-luv-michael-r.livejournal.com/11972.html</comments>
  <lj:security>public</lj:security>
</item>
</channel>
</rss>
